Two divisions · One studio

Hosting you control. Sites & AI that convert.

We're a small studio that does two things, properly. We run your cloud infrastructure with zero vendor lock-in, and we ship websites and AI agents built to earn revenue — not awards. Founder-led, twenty-four-hour replies, no surprise invoices.

99.97%
Uptime SLA
<24h
Reply guarantee
100%
Founder-led
0
Vendor lock-in
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Division I — Hosting

Infrastructure
you actually own.

Private bare metal hosting on our own infrastructure — set up, monitored, and patched by senior engineers who pick up the phone. No proprietary control panels. No data exit fees. We own the hardware, you own the data. Full control, no compromises.

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Red Pill Hosting Co.

Enterprise hosting, founder-led.

For teams who need their site, app, or platform to stay up — and want a real engineer on the other end of the line when it doesn't.

  • Private bare metal hostingPrivate Datacenters · Dedicated Hardware
  • 99.97% uptime SLAWritten into the contract
  • 24/7 monitoring + alertingReal humans, not just dashboards
  • Daily encrypted backupsOff-site, point-in-time restorable
  • Free migrationZero downtime
From$3 / month
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Red Pill Labs

Websites and AI that convert.

For founders and teams who need their site to actually convert, and want AI built into their workflow.

  • Conversion-focused websitesBuilt around the funnel
  • AI agents & chatbotsCustom-trained on your tone
  • Workflow automationReplace manual handoffs
  • Conversion auditsFind leaks first
  • Custom integrationsCRM, ERP, Stripe, HubSpot
How we work

Three steps, no theatre.

From first call to launch, the process is short and uncluttered. You get a fixed scope, a fixed price, and a single point of contact.

01

Discovery call

A 15-minute call. We listen. No slides, no pitch.

15 min · No commitment
02

Custom proposal

Within 48 hours, you get a written proposal: scope, timeline, fixed price.

48 hours · Fixed price
03

Build, ship, support

We build in public — weekly demos, shared repo, Slack channel.

2 – 8 weeks · Direct access
Begin a project

Tell us what you're trying to do.

Briefer is better than longer. We'll reply within 24 hours on a weekday with a proposal or an honest assessment.

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Project brief~ 60 seconds
Schedule a 15-min intro call — optional
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